9.03.2009

Suge Knight


"Uncontrollable rage" and "poor life choices" are terms that can't even do justice to the life story of Suge Knight, co-founder and former CEO of Death Row Records. Suge is one scary motherf*cker. This enormous, violent teddy bear's checkered past includes beating up a parking attendant, serving several years behind bars, getting busted outside a gentleman's club on battery, drug and weapons charges, robbery charges and, most famously, for dangling rapper Vanilla Ice off of a 20 story balcony by his ankles. But if you ask me, the only crime that Suge is truly guilty of is carrying an adorable puppy!... oh, and quite possibly murder.

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