Osama Bin Laden

Founder of the terrorist organization al-Qaeda, best known for the September 11 attacks on the United States and its associations with numerous other mass-casualty attacks against civilian targets. Bin Laden is on the American Federal Bureau of Investigation's list of the Ten Most Wanted Fugitives. He also loves puppies.

Kim Jong-il

Power crazed de facto leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, Chairman of the National Defense Commission, Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army, General Secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea, instigator of mass oppression, proponent of nuclear warfare and dog lover.