Freddy Krueger

This pizza faced stalker of the subconscious uses a glove armed with knife-like razors to brutally butcher children and teenagers in their dreams, which ultimately results in their death in the real world. Just because Freddy is a creator of nightmares doesn't mean he's not entitled to dreams of his own- like those of snuggling up with a good book and a furry little puppy.

Joseph Stalin

A quick visit to the archives this week with Joseph Stalin. One of the most powerful and murderous dictators in history, Joseph Stalin was the supreme ruler of the Soviet Union for a quarter of a century. His regime of terror caused the death and suffering of tens of millions. Although it can be said that Stalin and Adolph Hitler were somewhat buddy-buddy, I think it's quite clear from the photo above who his best friend truly was.

Muammar Gaddafi

Known as the Mad Dog of the Middle East, Muammar is one scary dude. This Libyan dictator played an instrumental roll in the 1972 Munich Olympic massacre, the 1988 bombing of a Pan Am flight 103 and training his puppy to fetch the morning newspaper.

Suge Knight

"Uncontrollable rage" and "poor life choices" are terms that can't even do justice to the life story of Suge Knight, co-founder and former CEO of Death Row Records. Suge is one scary motherf*cker. This enormous, violent teddy bear's checkered past includes beating up a parking attendant, serving several years behind bars, getting busted outside a gentleman's club on battery, drug and weapons charges, robbery charges and, most famously, for dangling rapper Vanilla Ice off of a 20 story balcony by his ankles. But if you ask me, the only crime that Suge is truly guilty of is carrying an adorable puppy!... oh, and quite possibly murder.

Hannibal Lecter, M.D.

A brilliant psychiatrist, man of distinct class and taste and cannibalistic serial killer, Hannibal will not hesitate eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. When not in solitary confinement or wearing his latest victim's face as a mask, Hannibal can be found at Central Bark dog park tossing around the old tennis ball with his puppy.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Sure, Mahmoud isn't the most popular guy at the United Nations mixers. He's responsible for raising global tension in the Mid East, is obsessed with destroying Israel and the West, a vehement holocaust denier, oppressor and instigator of violence against his own people and, most recently, is accused of stealing the Iranian election. Mahmoud may be trying to hide the fact that he is developing nuclear weapons to one day eviscerate us infidels, but there's one thing he can't deny: He looks like a downright sweetie-pie while holding a puppy.

Dick Cheney

46th Vice President of the United States under the administration of George W. Bush. Mr. Cheney is said to be the architect of the United States' torture program and a cozy little dog house in his back yard.